[Cleaning up the mess]
[Uplifting music in the style of Trevor Horn with an actual Synclavier]
Michael:
Out of the blue and purple, the Internet was back and people were able to communicate again. But instead of cancelling out unknown people because of mindless disagreement, they shared the Knowledge. Nobody was left behind, alone and afraid. You could change your life for the better with the speed of a thought.

It took some time to find a steady balance between notorious negative thinkers and the positive minded. The equilibrium always favored progress, development, empathy and wellfare. And common sense and equality. And love.

With a collective effort, the unfortunate events that took place in Black Rock Desert were reversed. The people who once gathered there, continued their party as if nothing happened.
[reversing fragments]
[unfortunate assistant that took up phone is also back]

The World switched to hydrogen power. The Middle East thrived when the Sahara desert turned into an oasis of agriculture. Artificial plant powered hamburgers and steaks dominated every barbeque competition in the World. It also marked the beginning of the Federation of Planets since the Vulcans also experienced minor issues with Krell technology and their emotions.
Daisy:
Sorry I don't watch Star Trek.
Michael:
As for the Krell, we were also able to reverse their extinction and updated their machinery manuals with new tips, tricks, do's and don'ts, and a link to modular youtube channels.
President:
Yeah, bring the beat back.
Michael:
Both scientists and spiritual leaders agreed that God created the Universe with a Big Bang. Seven days in the Divine schedule span 14 billion years in our timeline. For the first time in history we all agreed that it's impossible to insult the Universe.
Now every time people hear the mathematical wonders of ancient Krell music, they're encouraged to unleash their wishful thinking and remember that anything is possible. The only thing we need to do is to cherish and protect our wildest dreams with any means necessary.

[epilogue]
Weyland Must:
The Krell technology allowed me to travel to Mars, in an instant, to be able to be there, do it, been there and done it. All at the same time. Super efficient... So now I am focusing on going to Altair IV. In fact, I just returned and it's beautiful down there. No. I did not use any Skynet technology in a foreseable future. Not yet.. as of today it's hard to explain. Next question.
Reporter:
There are rumours you found alien life on planet LV-426. Can you elaborate on that?
Weyland Must:
Seriously?
...
All I can say that we found some kind of... tree huggers. Well, not exactly, communications went down and I'll be sending a science team supervised by Daisy and Brian to investigate.
Ah.. but there's no evidence this alien species is hostile.

[LV-426]
Brian:
Hey, Daisy, come take a look! When I approach this egg it opens up and there's a weird slimy pulsating thing in it.
Daisy:
Move the camera closer I can't see it.

THE END
Daisy and Brian will return.